Future God of Books

thereisaspoon:

crevicedwelling:
crevicedwelling:
a meeting of creatures…
some context from Twitter preceding this historical and entirely uneventful moment
It’s practically every day I think of them. Credit to @shingworks on Twitter

alex51324:

catchymemes:
I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.

buried-in-stardust:

OP: “So it turns out the plucking of the hairpin and the hairstyle falling apart the way it does in novels really is real.”

q-lyme:

Miauw

ralfmaximus:

jtightpants:
Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we’re all making.

jetsetlifemademeghost:

I love my deity husband™

un-solids-your-snake:

ratbastard69420:
niuniente:
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS IT’S 3AM I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP
@un-solids-your-snake every morning
Which one of you freaks took video of me in my house gdi

uncle-mojave:

mozart-the-meerkitten:
petermorwood:
lightshadowverisimilitude:
tattur:
laisai:
thenatsdorf:
Mew mew mew (via)
I love how his ears move everytime he mews
GIVE THE BABY THE TURKEY
My cats were both very concerned by whatever this little guy is saying. They both came over, looking at me like I might actually be dying.
Our lot did this too. We used to call it “Praying at the Tall White Temple”.
I would die for Cheeze-it

everythingfox:

Silly banana
(via)

disteal:

pissvortex:
pissvortex:
it’s cool that every website on the internet is noticeably dying because the morons who bought up the entire thing only just now realized that they can’t have infinite profit growth forever and now we’re gonna have to deal with whatever crypto blockchain metaverse bullshit will inevitably replace it all
turns out this was not a glitch and elon implemented a new policy that you can only load a couple hundred tweets onto your timeline a day and then you’re blocked from using the website for the rest of the day. this guy is honestly a genius
for people blissfully free from twitter this also includes replies to tweets, so by clicking a couple tweets you can instantly hit your limit and the site is totally unusable.